Keri Russell, Henry Cavill, John Stamos and John Goodman gave advice to their former selves in a Late Night With Seth Meyers compilation that aired Wednesday night.
“Your life is gonna be so exciting,” said the Americans star, “but whatever you do, don’t cut your hair short during the second season of Felicity. No, I’m serious. People will freak the hell out. You’ll get hate mail. You’ll even get death threats. But gradually, your hair will grow back and your fans will forgive you. But you will never — and I repeat, never — forgive your fans.”
Likewise, Stamos warned his younger self, “On your 18th birthday, the prince of darkness, Satan, will offer you eternal youth in exchange for your soul. Little John, I’m telling you right now: You take that deal.”
Goodman recalled a horrific incident after which he is now haunted by a one-eyed duck, and Cavill reassured his kid self, “Your biggest dream will come true: You finally get to be in a Batman movie. … As for your part in the film, I think it’s best we wait until you’re older to handle it.”
